Jack could care less

Last night I sat down with Jack and told him all about becoming a "big brother". I told him that if he barks when the boys are napping I will be forced to send him outside to live with the squirrels and fend for himself. When he does bark (which he will), and I have to send him to live with the squirrels, I can say that I warned him this would happen. Now, I know he has no idea what I am saying unless it involves the words "eat" or "walk", but I feel good about our talk. How did he respond? With a hearty fart on my lap and walking away. I'm going to consider this a success.